Swine flu warning!

I just heard this, you all need to be aware:
If u get an email that says u can get swine flu from tinned pork, delete it.

It's SPAM.

Wife vs. Husband

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, ‘Relatives of yours?’

‘Yep,’ the wife replied, ‘in-laws.’