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03 December 2009

Star Wars quotes that perfectly describe sex...

"The force it binds us and it penetrates us"

"It's a trap!"

"And I thought they smelled bad ON THE OUTSIDE!"

"He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you."

"I never knew I had it in me."

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm.
And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is."

"I want my lamp! I'm gonna need it if I'm going to get out of this slimy mudhole."

"You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger."

"You serve your master well. And you will be rewarded."

"Hello there. Come here, my little friend. Don't be afraid. Oh don't worry, he'll be alright."

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

"You've got a lot of guts coming here after what you pulled!"

"The force is strong with this one."

"Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time."

"It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."

"This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm ...."

"Back door, huh? Good idea."

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

"Into the garbage chute, flyboy."

"That malfunctioning little twirp, this is all his fault."

"She's fast enough for you, old man."

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"

"Where are you taking this...thing?"

"There's an awful lot of moisture in here..."

"Take the professor here and plug him into the Hyperdrive."

"I can hold it ... I can hold it ... I CAN'T HOLD IT!"