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31 May 2010

Leather Dresses and Men

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress:
 a man’s heart beats quicker
 his throat gets dry
 he gets weak in the knees
 and he begins to think irrationally.

Do you know why?






It’s because she smells like a new golf bag...
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26 May 2010

Perfect dinner...

(Hillary special
2 fat thighs with
small breast &
a left wing)